Joke of the Day - Biker Bar Interview

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaimed, “I want to join your biker club.”

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asked her, “You have a bike?”

The little old lady said, “Yeah, that’s my Harley over there,” and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asked her, “Do you smoke?”

The little old lady said, “Yeah, I smoke. I smoke four packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I’m shooting pool.”

The biker was impressed and asked, “Well, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”

The little old lady said, “No, I’ve never been picked up by the fuzz, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”

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