Archive for May 10th, 2008

Joke of the Day - No parent left behind

These are notes written by PARENTS in an Arkansas school district.. (Spellings have been left intact.)
1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take pe today. please execute him.
2. Please exkuce Mona for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school: Please ecsc’S Johnny’s being absent on jan. [...]